My Driver's License

A lot of you know that I'm a cop hater. Now before all you popo and popo-lovers start getting your panties up in a bunch, just remember - I'm an equal-opportunity hater. I hate all mean people...and stupid ones too. Anyways, when I say I hate cops - I don't hate all cops (obviously) - but I've had my fair share of run-ins with the popo and I hate all the mean cops that have picked on me over the years. I mean, seriously...I'm such a sweet, innocent, little Asian chickie...why would they pick on me unless if they were just mean poopie-butts? But I digress...

In one of my infamous run-ins with the popo...they took away my Driver's License. This utterly devastated me and I got quite depressed. In the middle of my depression, a good friend of mine, Bryan, decided to give me a driver's license so that I'd cheer up. That is how this adorable license came to be. Oh, for those that don't know..."Vyshtia" is my handle for most web forums. A handle is an alternate name that you use instead of using your real one, due to it being on the Internet and all. I created this alter-name back in the days of playing hours upon hours of Asheron's Call (a multi-server, Microsoft, online RPG game). But I digress...

So...one day...(in band camp), I was riding along and got pulled over by the dreaded CHP again. Because I loved my new driver's license so much - when he asked me for my Driver's License and Registration - I promptly handed this one over.

um...he was not amused.

pffft....some people...